Asciiheiterkeitsanzeiger Hi, fuer diejenigen, die noch nicht viel mit Kommunikation per Computer zu tun hatten: Smileys sind Zeichenfolgen, die gern in einen Text eingestreut werden, wenn das, was man sagen will, gewissermassen mit einem bestimmten Gesichtsausdruck zu verbinden waere, z.B. eben Grinsen, wenn etwas nicht todernst gemeint ist. Doppelpunkt-Bindestrich-Klammerzu - fertig ist das Gesicht. Faengt man erst einmal an, die Buchstaben und Sonderzeichen seines Terminals mit etwas Fantasie zu betrachten, findet man noch viele weitere mehr oder weniger aussagekraeftige Gesichtsausdruecke... Nun hat Bernd Waldbauer unlaengst angefangen, diese lustigen Gesellen zu sammeln. Mir blieb die ehrenvolle Aufgabe, die verschiedenen Listen, die mittlerweile bei ihm eingegangen sind, zusammenzuwerfen und eine "ultimate Smiley-Liste" in Angriff zu nehmen. Was dabei herauskam, war vor allem die Erkenntnis, dass es die wohl nie geben wird, bei der Vermehrungsrate in dieser kleinen Gesellschaft. Hier folgt also nun die Liste; jeweils ein Smiley mit einer Erklaerung pro Zeile. Die Erklaerungen sind auf Englisch, weil man sich eh meistens auf Englisch unterhaelt, wenn die Entfernung weit genug ist... :-) Ausserdem war es einfacher, die paar deutschen Beitraege ins Englische, als die vielen englischen ins Deutsche zu uebersetzen. Beruecksichtigt wurden nur Smileys, die in eine einzige Zeile passen. Wenn ein und derselbe Smiley mit verschiedenen Interpretationen genannt wurde, taucht er mehrfach auf. Jemand bot auch ein Programm an, das (analog /usr/fan/games/glueck) einen Smiley per Zufall aus einer Liste auswaehlt. This is left as an exercise to the reader. Und nun viel Spass! !-( black eye !.'v (profile) flat top #-) partied all night #:o+= Betty Boop $-) Alex P. Keaton (from "Family Ties") $-) won big at Las Vagas $-) won the lottery $-) yuppie %') after drinking a fifth for lunch %*@:-( hung over %+{ from the loser of a fight %-(I) laughing out loud %-) Elephant man %-) after staring at the terminal for 36 hours %-) broken glasses %-) cross-eyed %-) long bangs %-) tipsy %-6 braindead %- drunk with laughter %-\ hungover %-{ sad variation. %-| been working all night %-} humor variation. %-~ Picasso %\v Picasso &-| tearful &.(.. crying &:-) curly hair '-) one eyed man '-) only has a left eye, which is closed '-) wink ':-) one eyebrow '~;E unspecified 4-legged critter (-) needs a haircut (-: Australian (-: Don Ellis from Tektronix (-: left-handed (-::-) Siamese twins (-:|:-) Siamese twins (8-) owl (8-) wears glasses (8-o Mr. Bill (: (=| wearing a ghost costume (:)-) scuba diving (:+) big nose (:-# said something he shouldn't have (:-$ ill (:-& angry (:-( been to the hairstylist (:-( frowning (:-( unsmiley frowning (:-) big-face (:-) no hair (:-) surprised (:-) wearing bicycle helmet (:-* kissing (:-... heart-broken (:-D blabber mouth (:-I egghead (:-\ VERY sad (:-{~ bearded (:-|K- formally attired (:<) blabber mouth (:=) TWO noses (?) (:>-< thief: hands up! (:I egghead (:^( broken nose (O--< fishy (RIP| dead (V)=| pacman champion ) Cheshire cat )8-) scuba smiley big-face ):-( unsmiley big-face ):-) smiley big-face *!#*!^*&:-) a schizophrenic *-( Cyclops got poked in the eye *-) shot dead *:* fuzzy *:** fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache *:o) Bozo the Clown *<.'v (profile) wearing snow cap *<:-) Santa Claus *<|:-) Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho) *<|:-)) Santa Claus +-(:-) religious leader +-(:-) the Pope +-:-) priest +:-) priest +<.'v (profile) knight +<:-| monk/nun +<||-) knight +O:-) the Pope ,-) User only has one eye...but he's winking ,-) other eyed man ,-} wry and winking ,.'v (profile) has short hair ,:-) User shaved his left eyebrow off this morning - Helen Keller - @= messages about nuclear war -) Jose Feliciano ---...--- S.O.S -:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile) -:-) has mohawk -:-) punk rocker -=#:-) wizard .'! (profile) has grimm .'" (profile) pursing lips .'J (profile) smiling .'P (profile) sticking tounge out .'T (profile) keeping a straight face .'U (profile) yawning .'V (profile) shouting .'Y (profile) whistling .'\ (profile) frowning .'r (profile) sticking tounge out .'v (profile) talking .'w (profile) speaking with forked tongue .-) Sammy Davis, Jr. .-) one eye .-] one eye .\/ duck variation .^v (profile) pointy nose ._) suffering from Lorentz contractions /:-| Mr. Spock 0-) Cyclops 0-) arc-welder 0-) scuba diver 3:*> Rudolph the reindeer 3:-o cow 3:[ mean pet smiley 3:] pet smiley 3:o[ net.pets 4:-) George Washington 5:-) Elvis Presley 6\/) elephant 7:-) Fred Flintstone 8 infinity 8 :-) wizard 8 :-I net.unix-wizards 8(:-) Mousketeer 8(:-) Walt Disney 8) frog 8-# death 8-) excited 8-) glasses 8-) sunglasses 8-) swimmer 8-O "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?) 8-O took too many nodoz to work on thesis 8-] "wow, maaan" 8-| eyes wide with surprise 8-| suspense 8:-) glasses on forehead 8:-) little girl 8:] gorilla 8=:-) Galloping Gourmet 8=:-) chef 8===> dickhead 8P bullfrog in mating season 8b bullfrog in mating season : ) leper :###) Jimmy Durante :$) Donald Trump :%) an accountant :%)% has acne :'-( crying :'-) crying with happiness :( sad :) cheshire cat smile :) happy :) midget smiley :) salamander :* kisses :*) Ed McMahon :*) Everyman :*) drunk :+( punched nose, hurt :+) Carl Friedrich Gauss :,( crying :- male :-! bland face :-! foot in mouth :-" heavy smoker :-" pursing lips :-# braces :-# holding my mouth :-# my lips are sealed :-# punched in the mouth :-# very grim :-#| bushy mustache :-$ mouth wired shut :-$ put your money where your mouth is :-$ staggered :-% banker :-% bearded :-% talking out of both sides of mouth :-& tongue-tied :-& very angry :-' smoker :-'| has a cold :-( drama :-( frowning :-( mad :-( sad :-( un-smiley :-( ) You backed your car over my toe :-( ) You stepped on my toe :-() I stubbed my toe :-(*) sick of netnews articles, about to vomit :-(0) yelling :-(=) big teeth :-(O) yelling :-) basic smiley :-) comedy :-) happy :-) humorous :-) smiley standard :-) smiling :-) , outie belly button :-) . innie belly button :-) 8 Dolly Parton :-) < slut :-) < ... :-) < ... :-) < ... nymphomaniac :-) > celibate :-) --- John Holmes :-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ... manic depressive :-)!!! Sam Kinnison :-)' drooling :-)) double chin :-))) William Conrad :-))) very overweight :-)-- 98-pound weakling :-)-8 big girl :-)-{8 big girl :-)-}8 big girl :-)8 man with bowtie :-)8 well dressed :-)= imperial :-)== Arnold Schwarznegger :-)X wearing a bowtie :-)} has goatee/beard :-)~ drooling :-* after eating something bitter or sour :-* kissing :-* oops! :-, "Hmmmm." :-, smirking :--) Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H) :-/ lefty undecided smiley :-/ skeptical :-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) :-0 orator :-1 bland face :-6 after eating something sour :-7 smokes a pipe :-7 talking out of side of mouth :-7 wry face :-8( condescending stare :-9 licking its lips :-: mutant :-: toothless :-< frowning :-< moustache :-< real sad :-=) Adolph Hitler :-=) older smiley with mustache :-> biting sarcastic face :-> deformed lips :-> happy :-? smoking a pipe :-@ "I swear" :-@ beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso. :-@ extremely angry :-@ screaming :-B drooling :-C just totally unbelieving :-C pouting :-C really bummed out :-D User is laughing (at you!) :-D big smile :-D said with a smile :-D talking too much :-E bucktoothed vampire :-E has major dental problems :-F bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing :-G- smoking cigarettes :-I hmm :-I indifferent :-I thinking :-M speaking no evil :-O Mr. Bill :-O birth :-O ohh, big mouth, Mick Jagger :-O uh oh :-O yawning :-P sticking out tongue :-P telling secrets :-P tongue hanging out in anticipation :-Q smoker :-Q~ smoking :-R has the flu :-S User just made an incoherent statement :-T keeping a straight face :-V shouting :-W speak with forked tongue :-X A big wet kiss! :-X bow tie :-X my lips are sealed :-Y a quiet aside :-[ biting criticism :-[ blockhead :-[ pouting :-[ sarcastic :-[ un-smiley blockhead :-[ vampire :-\ Popeye :-\ undecided smiley :-] biting sarcasm :-] blockhead :-] sarcastic :-]) moustache :-` spitting out chewing tobacco :-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose :-b left-pointing tongue :-c bummed out :-c real unhappy :-d lefty smiley razzing you :-d~ smokes heavily :-e disappointed :-i semi-smiley :-j left smiling :-k beats me, looks like something, tho :-l yet another smiley :-o Mr. Bill :-o Oh-No :-o Uh oh! :-o Wow! :-o shocked :-o singing national anthem :-o surpise :-o yawn :-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!) :-p~ smokes heavily :-q trying to touch tongue to nose :-r sticking tongue out :-s after a BIZARRE comment :-t cross smiley :-v speaking :-w speak with forked tongue :-x "my lips are sealed" :-x kiss kiss :-x not telling any secrets :-z yet another cross smiley :-{ mustache :-{#} messages teasing people about their braces :-{) moustache :-{} heavy lipstick :-{~ has read too many of the toilet paper articles previous to lunch :-| "have an ordinary day" :-| grim :-| man playing an harmonica :-| no expression :-|| angry :-} "Thish wine tashted pretty good" :-} beard :-} big smile :-} lipstick :-} pretty lips :-~) has a cold :/7) Cyrano de Bergerac :3-< dog :8) pig ::-) wears glasses :< midget unsmiley :< what pretences! :<() African tribesman :<) from an Ivy League School :<= walrus :<| attends an Ivy League school := | baboon :=) has two noses :=8) baboon :> hmm, let me think... :> midget smiley :>) big nose :?) philosopher :@ what? :@) pig :C what? :D laughter :I Hmmm, not funny! :O yelling :Q what? :Q) John Q. Public :V woodpecker :V) woodpecker :X) hearing no evil :[ real downer :] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend :^) broken nose :^) smiley with pointy nose (righty) :^D "Great! I like it!" :_) User's nose is sliding off of his face :_) tongue in cheek :n) funny-looking right nose :u) funny-looking left nose :v) left-pointing broken nose :v) left-pointing nose :{ oh boy, the headmaster!... :{ under pressure :} What should we call these? (what?) :~( nose put out of joint :~) Peter Ubberoth :~) needs a nosejob :~) pointy nose (righty) :~) ugly nose :~/ really mixed up ;( crying ;-( beaten up ;-( crying ;-( sad, but winking ;-) beaten up ;-) crying with happiness ;-) getting fresh ;-) sardonic incredulity ;-) winking ;-\ Popeye beaten up ;-| beaten up but silent ;-} leer? (terminal dependent) ;^? punched out <:-( disappointed <:-( dunce <:-) Vietnamese peasant <:-) dumb questions <:-) with small hat <:-)<<| in a space rocket <:-I dunce <:I dunce <<<<(:-) hat salesman :=== has been railroaded =====:} snake =t== Mexican run over by train =|:-) Abe Lincoln =|:-)= Abe Lincoln >- female >-< absolutely livid!! >-> china man >-^);> fish >:) a little devil >:*) Bozo the Clown >:-( mad, annoyed >:-( sick and tired of reading this nonsense >:-< mad >:-> devilish >:-> leer >:-I net.startrek >:^( headhunter (Amazon style) >:}- devil >;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made. >>-O-> General Custer >|-> Chinese ?-( has black eye ?-) has patch over the eye ?= a candle, to annotate flaming messages. @%&$%&$\&*@%$#@ you know what that means... @-) Cyclops @.'v (profile) has curly hair @:-) Elvis Presley @:-) Indian (East) @:-) User is wearing a turban @:-) have to go to the hairstylist @:-) wavy hair @:I turban @= User is pro-nuclear war B) frog wearing sunglasses B-(8 Sir Robin Day (a British BBC TV presenter, famed for his grumpy countenance, and who wears glasses and a bow tie) B-) Batman B-) glasses B-) horn-rimmed glasses B-) sunglasses B-)-[< sunglasses and swimming trunk B-D "Serves you right, dummy!!" B-| cheap sunglasses B:-) sunglasses on head C:# football player C:-) large brain capacity C=:-) Galloping Gourmet C=:-) chef C=}>;*{)) Mega-Smiley... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin C=}>;*{O) Mega-Smiley... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin C|:-= Charlie Chaplin E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator E-:-I net.ham-radio K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie L:-) just graduated M-) sees no evil M-),:X),:-M sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil M:-) saluting O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least) O |-) net.religion O-&-< doing nothing O-(==< chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep. O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver) O-) cyclops O-G-< pointing to self O-S-< in a hurry O-Z-< in a big hurry O:-) acting very innocent (halo) O:-) with halo O>-<|= of interest to women P-) Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes) P-) getting fresh Q:-) new graduate R-) broken glasses X-( User just died X-( net.suicide [:-) listening to walkman [:-) viking [:-) wearing a walkman [:-] square head [:-{] so stressed [:] User is a robot [:|] robot (or other AI project) [] Hugs \/\/\/\,8-O really should fix frayed line cord on terminal \:-) french hat ]:-) The Devil ]:-) viking variation _:^) American Indian __. properly chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep __/~`-'~\_/ line of thought isn't quite a line __Q~`__ cat `:-) User shaved his right eyebrow off this morning d :-o hats off to your great idea d.'v (profile) wearing hard hat d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat d:-) for messages dealing with baseball. g-) smiley with pince-nez glasses g-) wearing ponce-nez glasses i-=<*** __. CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it! i-=<****** o-(==< CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it! i-=<***i CAUTION: has flame thrower o-) Cyclops o-| grim o>-<|= for messages of interest only to women. o>8<|= messages about interesting women oL/T wheelbarrow oo somebody's head-lights are on oo- puzzled, confused pp# cow pq`#' bull q:-) wearing cap backwards {(:-) wearing toupee {0-) Cyclops {:-) hair parted in the middle {:-) new hair style {:-) wearing a toupee {:-{)} new hair style, mustache and beard {:\/ sounds like a duck {:^=( Hitler {{-}}} refugee from the '60's {} 'no comment' |) salamander |-( late at night |-( very much tired |-) Chinese |-) asleep (boredom) |-) hee hee |-) tired |-<> kissy face |-D ho ho |-I sleeping |-O birth |-O bored |-O yawning/snoring |-P yuk |-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?) |:-) heavy eyebrows |:-| excessively rigid |:[' Groucho Marx |I asleep |^o snoring |~( "Someone just busted my nose". }(:-( wearing toupee in wind }:-( bull headed }:-( toupee in an updraft }:-) hair parted in the middle in an updraft }:-< cat }:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin }:~#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin ~ :-( particularly angry ~'v (profile) has long bangs ~@_oo,, wumpus ~M`'~ camel ~nO- little dog ~nO< barking little dog ~~:-( net.flame ~~~\8-O zapped by frayed cord on terminal ~~~~~8} snake --- Martin Hasch - (Thanks to everybody who participated) ---------------------------- Newsgroups: de.etc.sprache.deutsch From: martini@heaven7.in-berlin.de (Martin P. Ibert) Date: Sun, 17 Apr 1994 21:33:44 GMT Dollinger Juergen (S_DOLLINGE@rzmain.rz.uni-ulm.de) writes: : Wie geht man eigentlich mit smilies um wenn sie in einer Klammer stehen: : Ich meine sowas: : (:-)) oder (:-) ) oder ( :-) ) oder ( :-) : dh ist der smilie schon eine schliessende Klammer? Sollte man blanks : machen? (Da gabs doch so eine Typographieregel: kein Leerzeichen vor : Satzzeichen. :-() Richtig verwirrend wirds wenn man dann auch noch andere : Satzzeichen wie .,! oder ? mitkombiniert. : (;-)!)! Ich habe �ber das Thema ernsthaft nachgedacht (ja, ehrlich! :-) ) und habe meine eigenen Angewohnheiten bewu�t ver�ndert. Fr�her habe ich Smileys (sie hei�en so und keineswegs "smilies"!) im Bedarfsfalle als schlie�ende Klammer mi�braucht, aber da meldete sich der Ordnungsmensch in mir und wandte (nicht zu Unrecht) ein, da� man dann ja nicht mehr erkennen k�nne, wo die Klammer denn nun wirklich aufh�rt. (Schlie�lich kann ein umklammerter :-) Ausdruck ja auch noch einen Smiley enthalten, der die Klammer nicht schlie�en soll!) Daher habe ich f�r mich folgende Regeln eingef�hrt: - Smileys sind keine Satzzeichen und k�nnen daher niemals ein oder mehrere Satzzeichen ersetzen. - Smileys sind, damit sie wirken k�nnen, immer durch genau eine Leerstelle von den davor und danach stehenden Buchstaben oder Zeichen zu trennen. Nicht mehr und nicht weniger (au�er am Zeilenende). Wenn an diese Stelle ein Wortzwischenraum geh�rt, ist es gut, ansonsten wird eine Leerstelle extra f�r den Smiley eingef�hrt. - Abgesehen von der zweiten Regel werden Smileys wie Fu�noten gesetzt, also immer hinter den Text, den sie kommentieren sollen: - Smiley bezieht sich auf das letzte Wort des Satzes :-) . - Smiley bezieht sich auf den ganzen Satz. :-) - Smiley bezieht sich auf das letzte Wort vor der schlie�enden Klammer (seht Ihr :-) ). - Smiley bezieht sich auf den ganzen geklammerten Ausdruck (so wie hier) :-) , aber nicht auf den ganzen Satz. -- Martin P. Ibert, F�rstenweg 11, D-13589 Berlin-Spandau, Germany | ____ Cen ____ Fon +49303753479/Fax -3753699/Mail martini@heaven7.in-berlin.de | \___/